reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via thegoatthatroared)

me about everything

(Source: maliahales, via missdontcare-x)

yahooentertainment:

auroramachine asked: Mr. Chris Pratt, you are the 3rd Chris that Marvel has collected so far. Do you think there is something special in your name or it’s just Marvel has a Chris fetish? 
Chris Pratt: There’s definitely something special about my name. I’m joining pretty amazing company. Both of those guys are really incredible. I haven’t had a chance to meet Hemsworth yet, but Chris Evans… when I saw him, he literally ran across the room, gave me a huge bear hug, lifted me up, and was like, “Dude, you are going to love this!” It was like my brother congratulating me for like making the team. It was pretty cool. We bro’d out. There was a lot of love there… He’s a great guy. The point is, there’s something special about my name. You want your son to be successful? Name him Chris.

yahooentertainment:

auroramachine asked: Mr. Chris Pratt, you are the 3rd Chris that Marvel has collected so far. Do you think there is something special in your name or it’s just Marvel has a Chris fetish?

Chris Pratt: There’s definitely something special about my name. I’m joining pretty amazing company. Both of those guys are really incredible. I haven’t had a chance to meet Hemsworth yet, but Chris Evans… when I saw him, he literally ran across the room, gave me a huge bear hug, lifted me up, and was like, “Dude, you are going to love this!” It was like my brother congratulating me for like making the team. It was pretty cool. We bro’d out. There was a lot of love there… He’s a great guy. The point is, there’s something special about my name. You want your son to be successful? Name him Chris.

(via confusedlucifer)

slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

(via missdontcare-x)

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

thedavesofourlives:

teach your kids to be conspirators at a young age

part of the night vale elementary first grade curriculum

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

thedavesofourlives:

teach your kids to be conspirators at a young age

part of the night vale elementary first grade curriculum

(via wingscanspeak)

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

(Source: nickthejam, via wingscanspeak)

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(via orderrofthephoenixx)

metalheadswaltzing:

mcgonagirl:

kdaziz:

purgatoilet:

beenwandering:

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

It’s back and adorable

(via wingscanspeak)

ilovett:

ashagreyioy:

when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened

(Source: barbhenrickson, via wingscanspeak)

aroxia:

swagginmun:

nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

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I made the same face the mirror did

(via shallowplay)

simply-divine-creation:

» It’s The Little Things

simply-divine-creation:

» It’s The Little Things

(via houdinibeanie)

miss-love:

fuckingrapeculture:

[Four panel comic by cardboard-crack.com showing two characters.
Woman: Even though the Magic community has made progess in recent years, there are still problem swith sexism and stores that aren’t friendly to women.
But as players we can make a big difference by letting people know what’s not okay, and calling out questionable behavior.
Man: Jeez! Can’t I just have fun playing a game without having to deal with these social issues?!
Woman: That’s the same thing I’m asking for.]
thehotgirlproject:

theartofmtg:

femtg:

SPOT ON

I hope cardboard crack never ends.

NAILED IT



Yep

miss-love:

fuckingrapeculture:

[Four panel comic by cardboard-crack.com showing two characters.

Woman: Even though the Magic community has made progess in recent years, there are still problem swith sexism and stores that aren’t friendly to women.

But as players we can make a big difference by letting people know what’s not okay, and calling out questionable behavior.

Man: Jeez! Can’t I just have fun playing a game without having to deal with these social issues?!

Woman: That’s the same thing I’m asking for.]

thehotgirlproject:

theartofmtg:

femtg:

SPOT ON

I hope cardboard crack never ends.

NAILED IT

Yep

(Source: cardboard-crack, via yayfeminism)

jchope:

cessadiaries:

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

"What is that mysterious clicking noise…?"

Seriously though, not only are these points brilliant but we definitely need a Ctrl+F spell or device for books and stuff =)

(via wingscanspeak)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

filed under more jokes i never understood until now

(via whenthestarsgoblue)